
Lincoln has lots of plans for his future. Nearly every day he gives me a new business proposal. Usually he wants to sell things at the lowest price. One day he told me he wanted to sell couches for $3. I told him that plenty of people would buy the couches, but he wouldn't have any money afterward to feed his family. He came back to me again the next day and told me he thought he might raise his couch prices.
Yesterday when we wanted to jump on the trampoline we had to first clean up the bird poop (it's right under our big tree). He told me that one day he would open a place where they would come and clean up whatever you wanted for $1. I would totally buy that.
Then he said, "and I'll even do the details."
"What do you mean?"
"Like, if they have girls I'll paint rainbows and stuff on their faces."